"Mmm… there it is. Right where I like it."
macOS menu-bar app
Your Mac,
but flirty.
She watches your battery and talks back. Plug in and she purrs. Run low and she begs. Hit 69%… well. One download, sits in your menu bar, flirts forever.
- ✓ Notarized by Apple
- ✓ Zero tracking
- ✓ Asks for no permissions
BatteryBae
Mmm… there it is. Right where I like it.
Live preview — watch her change as she drains.
NotarizedApple-checked. Opens with one click — no scary warnings.
No trackingWorks fully offline. We never see a thing you do.
No permissionsNo mic, no admin, no accessibility. Just your battery.
FeatherweightNative Swift. Sits in your menu bar using nothing.
the goods
What sets her off
Six moments. She reacts to every one — out loud.
"Mmm… pulling out already? Naughty."
"I'm running low… and needy. Come give me attention."
"Ohh… completely full. You spoil me."
"Mmm… sixty-nine percent. Nice."
"Six… seven!" (yes, that one)
Mute her instantly, set quiet hours, or switch off any trigger — she behaves when you need her to. More voice packs on the way.
one price. forever.
£4.99
One-off. No subscription. No nonsense.
- Every voice pack & future update
- Quiet hours, custom triggers, instant mute
- Apple Silicon & Intel · macOS 14+
- Notarized, offline, zero tracking
Instant download. Drag to Applications. Done.
The bit you're wondering about
Is this a virus?
No. It's notarized by Apple — meaning Apple has scanned it for malware. It's native Swift, works fully offline, sends no data anywhere, and asks for zero special permissions. It only reads your battery level.
How explicit is it?
Suggestive, not explicit. It's cheeky innuendo — funny and a little hot, the kind of thing you'd send a friend. You can dial the intensity down (or up) in Settings.
Will it embarrass me in a meeting?
Only if you want it to. Set Quiet Hours, mute instantly from the menu bar, or toggle off any individual trigger.
What do I actually get for £4.99?
The full app, forever — every voice pack, every future update, all the controls. One payment, no subscription.
Refunds?
Yep. And via the post-to-earn program you can make your £4.99 back (and then some) just by sharing a clip.
Which Macs?
Any Mac on macOS 14 (Sonoma) or later — Apple Silicon and Intel. It lives in your menu bar and uses almost no resources.